Dog Date

A couple of my co-workers and I have been meeting once a month at a park with our dogs. It's our unofficial "Dog Club" and Sophie loves it because she has her eye on this guy:


Meet Noah, a young handsome stud of a dog. He's a Newfoundland, and Sophie apparantly likes her boys BIG, because this guy will be over 100 lbs. She could hardly wait to get out of the car to meet her studly friend. However, he was playing a little hard to get:



"Hey Guy, do you remember me from last month? Look how I dressed up for you today, pink bandanna and all!"



"Who in the heck are you?"

"Oh yes, I recognize that smell....hmmmmmm"

"Give me a smooch..right there on the jowl"

"Wait a second..who is that hot woman over there? It's Tessa!"

And as quick as it began, the romance between them was over and he moved on to the an older woman. He prefers brunettes over strawberry blondes. Afterall, as the only stud on the trip, he can afford to be choosy.

"What's even worse? Now the snobby stud is stealing my boy too. Look how he has worked his way in there!"

The moral of the story? The last laugh was on Sophie. The next week, Noah went in to be neutered. Now he can join the "ladies" as an equal!